Hi all, sorry for the long break between installments!  However, I was able to find some real gems via profiles on okcupid.

As well, I would like to point out that my filters on okcupid are for women looking for men, so the candidates that I include in my posts will be drawn from that.  I’m sure there are also some #onlinedatingfails posted by ladies as well, I just don’t have access to women’s profiles.

Without any further ado, here are the latest entrants into my #onlinedatingfails Hall of Fame:

Our first contestant is apparently missing a face:

Bachelor #2 also does not really provide an image of himself, but provides pictures of his assets. Or his parent’s assets.  And he definitely seems a little preoccupied with sex.

Then there’s the guy who only has one picture and barely has a profile. This was the entire profile:

And last but not least, we have a fan of Zardoz, starring Sean Connery.  This was also his entire profile:

I assume that some of these guys are trying to be clever, but many come across as not taking the process seriously, and that can definitely be a turnoff.

Yours in snark,

@LadySnarksalot